As you may have heard, a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie is in the making. Gil Kenan has been set to direct the movie. Of course questions have been pouring in for him, which, to our delight, he has been answering in the best ways! The intimacy of the relationship between FNaF fans and one of the most important figures of the film makes for some serious excitement.
For those of you who aren’t keeping up with every tweet, here’s what you need to know:
The animatronics are REAL. In fact, they’re
In fact, have a look at the animatronics in the making! (I’m making believe the “ps” on the package next to the outlet stands for Parts & Services)
Best of all, they are sure to be made with synthetic fur.
This movie is going to feature FNaF lore, but follow an original plot with more than one Freddy Fazbear’s Pizzeria location.
Apparently he had gone straight to Scott Cawthon to get him involved in the process of creating this film, so rest assured: we’re getting the best stuff we could possibly get.
Perhaps he is also hinting something at the plot of the movie with this reply:
This might be suggesting that at least two victims in the movie, during which there will apparently be a lot of death, will be girls!
Also, Gil Kenan is just plain funny, in the best way possible: lighthearted and respectful. Bonus points for casting the Cupcake with the same name as my cupcake.
And I KNOW you all have been DYING to know, and I’m proud to say that YES, the most important question regarding the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie has been answered:
I don’t know about you, but we are so excited for this movie.
Probably ignore it then go back to making male tears mugs and gifs
Actually this is a very common idea among feminists
It’s something feminists have been talking about for years it’s called toxic masculinity and it’s one of the common threads among the topic of ‘Patriarchy hurts men too’. If fact the first time I read about toxic masculinity was on a feminist blog.
If you actually read things feminists talk about instead of straw manning them you might know this but OH WELL
Modern fantasy creatures and people being exposed to new lifestyles and developing dreams and goals that don’t fit with their species or their culture in the slightest.
A dwarf who was born in a mine, grew up in a mine, and can count the number of times they’ve been surface-side on both hands. One of these times, they witnessed an airshow. They go home and tell their parents: “Mom, Dad, I want to be a pilot.” “What’s a pilot?” “We’ll, y’see…” And a brief explanation later… “YOU WANT TO DO WHAT? WHERE DID WE GO WRONG? DAMN IT, ROK, I TOLD YOU THAT THE SUN WOULD GO TO HIS HEAD. NOW HE THINKS HE CAN FUCKING FLY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!
An elf who has a deep interest in geology and underground exploration signs up for a dwarven digging mission. Shows up first day all long limbs and being seven feet tall, and has to become a 90 degree angle to get through the door. “Hey guys! Who’s ready to look at some rocks? Am I right? Well, it’s a tight fit, but I bet I can do it if I squeeze. Ooh, I know some great digging songs by the way.” The dwarves immediately try to find a way to fire the elf without being sued for racial discrimination. “I told you we should have been more careful about the ad.” “I put in it Gold and Gems Monthly, Brek, how was I to know elves read that kind of thing?” “OHMIGOSH, GUYS COME SEE WHAT I FOUND!” “Your turn, Nik.” “I swear to God, if it’s another goddamn stalagmite again…”
A centaur whose herd migrates to a coast area and sees the ocean for the first time. “Greyhoof, I’m going to be a fisherman.” “What?” “I’m going to sail the seven seas; I want to be a sailor.” “Blackmane, you’re half horse, you can’t sail.” “I can learn.” “You can’t climb their weird ropes things. What would you even do on the ocean?” “It’s called rigging and I’d be a fisherman, obviously, like I told you.” “YOU’RE A CENTAUR, YOU CAN’T SAIL!” “YOU DON’T KNOW THAT. DON’T TRY AND DESTROY MY DREAMS, GREYHOOF, I CAN DO ANYTHING I SET MY MIND TO. I BELIEVE IN ME.”
A mermaid who gets really interested in those land mountains that touch the clouds and meets an extreme mountain-climber on the beach, then decides they’ve found their calling. “I’m going to be the first mermaid to climb Mount Everest.” “What? Bluefins, that’s ridiculous.” “No, no, I’m gonna do it.” “You can’t breathe air.” “I’ll bring a tank of water, like what the humans do with air when they dive.” “YOU DON’T HAVE LEGS.” “I know, that’s what’ll make me the first mermaid to do it. I’m going to have to work around that, but” “FOR FUCK’S SAKE, BLUEFINS. WE’RE TROPICAL.” “No, see, there are these human things called coats. I’ve got it all figured out. Look, I drew plans.” “WITH WHAT?”
This speaks to me today.
Centaur pirates who build their own ship to be centaur accessible and it looks a lot different than human ships – the doors are high and tall, they don’t need bunks bc they can sleep standing up, wooden ladders wide enough to put your hooves on, living on hay and fish mostly while on sea-
It’s always been my dream to just continually do really cool indie movies – character-driven stuff.
In many adaptations, The Time Machine’s unnamed time-traveler is H.G. Wells himself, which has led to other works using the real-life Wells as a time-travelling character. Or, occasionally, a sometimes-evil sometimes-heroic 150-year-old time-travelling bisexual woman, but that’s a whole other kettle of fish.
omg apparently artificial banana flavoring is based on the gros michel banana which was wiped out by a banana plague in the 50s and the banana we eat today is a totally different thing called the cavendish and thats why banana candy doesnt taste like bananas do you know how lied to i feel. like there was a fucking banana apocalypse and no one told me about it until now
We are eating the shadowy remnants of a dead species.
In the interest of accuracy, while it was a fungal plague that pulled the trigger, the real cause of the Gros Michel’s near-extinction was massive inbreeding.
Y’see, folks were very picky about their bananas – they wanted every banana to taste exactly the same. So the big banana producers all started growing the same cultivar – the Gros Michel – and they deliberately inbred that sucker until every banana they picked was essentially identical to every other.
The upshot is that all commercially cultivated bananas suffered from the same weakened immune system, and when a fungal pathogen that could kill one Gros Michel banana plant evolved, it promptly killed all of them.
And the punchline? The banana producers didn’t learn a blessed thing from all this. Instead of diversifying their banana crops, they switched to a new cultivar, the Cavendish, en masse – and today’s Cavendishes are just as inbred as the Gros Michel was back in the day.
Indeed, a second “banana apocalypse” is brewing as we speak; in 2008, a new strain of the same fungus that wiped out the Gros Michel, one that’s capable of attacking the Cavendish, struck banana crops in Malaysia – and in spite of our best efforts to contain it, it’s spreading. According to some estimates, if banana production isn’t diversified soon, the Cavendish could follow the Gros Michel into commercial extinction in as little as ten years.
Isn’t history fun?
banana apocalypse 2 coming to a banana farm near you.
i always had my head wrapped around the idea of getting into a wonderful university and getting a good job and getting married and having a family and being able to support them but for some reason now all i want to do is travel and eat new foods and meet new people and get a tan and buy a one way ticket and not come home
Hey Warehouse fans, want to know something super heartbreaking? It’s tumblr. Of course you do.
This was the last scene filmed of Warehouse 13 ever. Claudia dancing and saying this. Then she collapses on the floor and screams “BEST JOB EVER!” The whole warehouse teams joins in the chant and that’s the last scene ever filmed for this show.
Everything I have seen about the Warehouse cast, especially if it involves Allison, shows me how much they loved their job. They loved their roles. They loved their characters and their friends.
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