aH these are so lovely thank you for showing me! :^)
Author: theluminouscosmos
Some things I wish would happen in future episodes:
Peridot meets Lars
Pearl temporarily becomes an astronaut
Connie goes full-on gem warrior in front of her parents; they don’t even punish her because they are in awe
Greg and Pearl bonding episode
Sadie gets more backstory
Lapis is freed and discovers some of the more beautiful aspects of human culture, like pizza and low-budget, local plays.
Jasper and Amethyst in wrestler-form fight
We see how Amethyst joined the Crystal Gems, not only as a family member, but as one of Rose’s protectors of the earth
Steven fuses with the gems
Steven fuses with humans
The plot of Crying Breakfast Friends is explained
okay hear me out
a magical girl anime
but with moms instead
I have a mighty need.
Plot Twist: the main villain is ALSO a mom
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“A woman must be strong to protect that which she holds most dear…”
What if their kids are best friends who go to the same school?
Imagine the PTA meetings
in the name of the moon, i will kick your ass helen
ALL OF THIS PLEASE
COME AT ME SUSAN
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sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol















