me: [wakes up]
Tag: lol
If we put the LiS kids in Until Dawn without time magic, add flamethrower David and a wendigo Jefferson, would they be royally screwed or would they survive the night?
- Chloe would live.
- Max would live because of Chloe saving her ass. If Max and Chloe are separated, Max has a higher chance of dying.
- Victoria most likely will live.
- Nathan probably wont live because he has poor emotional coping mechanisms, which would cause him to panic.
- Warren might live, if he has access to science supplies
- Alyssa might live, if she is not separated from Max and Chloe.
- Brooke will live, if she has access to technology that she can use.
- Taylor will most likely die.
- Courtney will most likely die if she is separated from Victoria.
- David lives, but only if no other characters die.
- Dana will live if she gets a shotgun.
- Kate will live, because she is the cinnamon roll.
What I say: I am functioning within acceptable parameters.
What I mean: Warehouse 13 was such a good fucking show and i will forever be bitter about how they decided to end it (and forever bitter over Leena. Fuck you all for that) and s5 not being on netflix is truly a blessing and it can go step on a lego frankly.
places you’d go
Aries: camelot
Taurus: 221B baker st
Gemini: neverland
Cancer: camp half-blood
Leo: hogwarts
Virgo: asgard
Libra: wonderland
Scorpio: panem
Sagittarius: middle earth
Capricorn: westeros
Aquarius: tardis
Pisces: narnia
It’s 3 am and I just realized, since Stanford and Stanley are likely identical twins, that means Grunkle Stan is genetically the twins’ grandfather.
He is not a Grunkle.
He is
Backup Grandpa.
#// IM FUCKIN LAUGHING // #// LIKE ALL OF DIPPER’S SPARE CAMERAS // #// DON’T WORRY WE HAVE AN EXTRA ONE // (via)
“And that is why, for this mission,—” *Dipper sweeps hands out to Grandpas A and B* “—I brought TWO GRANDFATHERS!” *Bill Cipher raises finger, picks off Grandpa A. Dipper, Mabel, and Grandpa B watch him fall overboard into the dreamscape.
“…One grandfather. We now have…one grandfather.”
SOOS “wait you want us to throw the grandpas overboard? *chucks Grandpa B into the portal*”
digg:
Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.
stick around for the surprise ending
Where do you fall on the Kinsey-Feudal Scale?
0 Handmaiden
1 Comely Peasant
2 Artisan Serf
3 Vassal
4 Knight Templar
5 Samurai
6 Feudal Lord
https://a.tumblr.com/tumblr_nl7yralryl1tvfs3ao1.mp3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
http://theluminouscosmos.tumblr.com/post/113647622146/audio_player_iframe/theluminouscosmos/tumblr_nl7yralryl1tvfs3a?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fa.tumblr.com%2Ftumblr_nl7yralryl1tvfs3ao1.mp3
yes i absolutely did
Lyrics are by miketooch
If you wanna download it (with the full song) you can here lol
Oh damn I really like this
THIS IS SO COOL
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A RELATIONSHIP LIKE THIS
Reblog if you have boobs
one girl scrolled past this and woke up without boobs
Forever reblog cuz I don’t wanna wake up without boobs.
The fucking notesJust read the notes
I’m not gonna risk anything
Nope not taking the chance


