INTP: you have never saved a penny in your life. you have transcended brokeness into hyperbrokeness. your net value is like $4.52 and a McChicken
ENTP: you compulsively buy things that serve zero purpose. The weirder the better. A Barbie doll with big veiny biceps? Yes buddy. Framed painting of Richard Nixon as a 1950s pinup? Hang it over the fireplace you weirdass motherf
INTJ: STOP buying books you DON’T NEED THEM and STOP buying VIDEOGAMES too, buy something you actually need for once. Like muscles
ENTJ: stop hiring all those hitmen and just do the job yourself you coward
ESTJ: You spent all your money on the divorce lawyer that helped you take my house and my car and now you won’t answer my calls, susan, fuck you
ISTJ: you’re not broke. You’re the only one that isn’t, because you’ve got sense. You don’t see the point in spending your hard-earned money on dumb things, like gifts, or charity, or Christmas. Also you will be visited by 3 ghosts at midnight
ESFP: you put up all your money for bail to get your ass out of jail for releasing a live alligator into a walmart
ISFP: how many cats and glitter gel pens and burrito bowls will it take to fill the hole in your heart????
INFJ: All you buy is stationary. You have so many office supplies, all crisp and brand new. You have 100 blank beautiful notebooks that you wanna fill but never have. One time I tried to take one though and you beat me with it
ENFJ: Who cares! You’re the most beautiful and smartest and cutest type. I love all ENFJs, what fine people you are. Just the best, really. Also you buy the most expensive gifts but that’s completely unrelated and has nothing to do with my love for you
INFP: You own more pillows and sweaters than anyone, and you buy the highest quality tea and collect fancy pens. You also like to buy some really neat vintage vinyls and designer perfume. You also have this cursed amulet that whispers to you at night, I guess that’s a little weird
ENFP: you love spending $$ on roadtrips, starbucks, tupperware, balloons, socks, posters, pens, concerts, movies, fast food, Apple products, stickers, popcorn, sno cones, etc. Also you probably accidentally killed someone once and your family paid their family off in court but that’s neither here nor there
I really have no experience with this (looping INTJs? yes), so if an INFJ who has looped wants to reblog and add on, please do so.
I would assume they get caught up in obsessively analyzing … whatever Ni is giving them. Doubting their vision, understanding, ability to comprehend, perceptions, and tearing apart their futuristic inclinations with an obsessive desire to comprehend it fully, from every possible angle. The desire to BECOME consumes them, to MAKE REAL their abstract ideals, but they have no access to objectivity, so they get lost in their surreal mind. Lacking any Te, they cannot figure out how to bring their vision into reality or execute it, so they are stuck … going over it, again and again.
External realities fall away and all that is left is the mind … devoid of people, devoid of outside influences, devoid of an ability to articulate their thoughts. The INFJ withdraws, gets lost in their head, and in a sense, ceases to exist in tangible reality, because internal symbols and comprehension takes over. Their Ni pulls them toward an abstract ideal, while their Ti rips it apart.
Same thing happens in reverse with ISTPs, only in that instance Ti-dom has the reins, seeking for internal frameworks, consistencies, and logical thoughts, while lower Ni causes them to fixate on needing a higher purpose, or a more abstract understanding of incomprehensible things.
Ok, this pretty much explains how I am right now. And I can now definitely say I’m an INFJ.
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