If the signs were superheroes/villains, what would their powers be?

estebanwaseaten:

yellowmage:

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earthlyheartstarrymind:

punkasszodiac:

Aries – Hero: Bullet time. You can slow down time in order to fight at an incredible speed, making it impossible to hit or shoot you. Villain:

Invulnerability. You are impervious to any harm, requiring extreme measures in order to hurt you.

Taurus – Hero: Atmokinesis. You can control the weather, allowing you to control many aspects of nature itself. Villain: Seismic power. You have the ability to create seismic shocks or earthquakes at will.

Gemini – Hero: Intangibility. You have the power to be impossible to perceive by any of the senses. Villain: Molecular dissipation. You can make any object vanish into thin air and absorb its energy.

Cancer – Hero: Clairvoyance. You have the ability to perceive events that are taking place elsewhere or sense places that are not in view. Villain: Summoning. You can call animals, creatures, or otherworldly beings for assistance.

Leo – Hero: Danger sense. You are aware of approaching danger before it reveals itself. Villain: Probability manipulation. You have the power to

alter the outcomes of things that require luck or the occurrence of unusual phenomena.

Virgo – Hero: Force fields. You can create transparent or invisible shields as a method of protection. Villain: Banishing. You can send a person somewhere else, usually to trap them or keep them away.

Libra – Hero: Orbing. You have the ability to teleport from place to place with magical orbs surrounding you. Villain: 

Omnilingualism. You can decipher any known language and learn any being’s language, alien included, through physical touch.

Scorpio – Hero: Umbrakinesis. You can mentally repulse photons to create shadow or darkness and move objects via shadow.
Villain: Possession. You are able to take control of the body and mind of someone else, temporarily leaving your own body for theirs.

Sagittarius – Hero: Cross-dimensional travel. You have the ability to travel through any alternate dimensions. Villain: Molecular combustion. You are able to speed up molecules, basically in order to blow things up.

Capricorn – Hero: Cryokinesis. You can reduce the kinetic energy of atoms in order to lower temperature. This is often used to control, generate, or absorb ice. Villain: Grim reaping. You have the ability to kill or mortally wound someone through touch.

Aquarius – Hero:

Portal creation. You have the power to create wormholes in time and space.

Villain:
Phasing. You have the ability to pass through solid objects.

Pisces – Hero:

Wishing. You have the ability to wish for anything and that wish comes true. Villain: Reality warping. This gives you the ability to change and mold reality itself.

THESE ARE SO DOPE NO LIE

this is the best sign post i’ve seen yet. i want both the powers.

Both excellent choices! Can I get both by being neutral?

Cryokinesis would actually just be really useful to me, in reality. I am always warm and being able to lower the temperature in a room would be superb.

verityglasses:

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rootbeersweetheart:

usedtobehmc:

jamesbleach:

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luckydreaming:

Are fedoras really that bad?

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YES YES THEY ARE

I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

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I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

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Right..?

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The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-

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I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…

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Nothing ventured, nothing gained…

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WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

wait, does that mean?

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oh boy…….

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Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.

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Observe…

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IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

It can’t be true.

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And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

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I must test it.

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Nothing happening so far…

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HOLY SHIT IT WORKS

What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.

Alright, I gotta try this!

Can’t be that bad!

….

…oh my god…

LOL

This just gets better and better

ocbr:

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack