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It’s Science! The Perfect Road Trip

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y’all think this is cute and fun looking but as a bamf that drove 3,000+ miles across the country I can tell you that its not. When you get on I90 and your  GPS tells you to go straight for the next 450miles and you realize you could watch the entire Braveheart movie twice before you see anything other than cow pastures or corn fields you beg for death. I saw so much weird ass shit from towns with horses that wander like stray dogs and places where people say weird shit like “Sure dont!”. America is fucking bizzaro and a trip like this is only for the most Mad Max-iest of mother fuckers. 

Yo ok so my grandmothers’ house (they’re lesbians) is in Mississippi, which is an 8 hour drive from my house (in Arkansas).
8 hours. Both ways. Staring at nothing but fields and tiny towns you can pass in less than a minute. For 8 hours.
Also, this is with 7 other people in the car. If you’re actually gonna try to do this trip (if you have a death wish or something), bring one person with you, preferably one who can stay up late and won’t mind sitting in the back if they get too annoying.
If for any stupid reason you find yourself doing this trip with a car of children, God help you. Unless you have a bus big enough where they have space, or WiFi in your car, you will be pissed off by the end of the trip.