time-lordd:

saiktaru:

vagin0:

disneyprincessoflyrian:

books-and-cookies:

alexbelvocal:

ultravioletnights:

i’m sorry but there is no way you could have stopped me from standing on my chair and screeching like a banshee if i saw this live…

What

how

HOW

“ballet isn’t a sport”

The thing about this is, you can barely see their muscles straining from effort. The effort to keep each other and themselves balanced, definitely, but that guy’s hand is barely shaking. The amount of training and strength and balance to go into this is fucking insane.

Ballet is raw AF

Ridiculous Sentence Prompts

artsyape:

joasakura:

toxixpumpkin:

  • “Who wouldn’t be angry you ate all of my cereal and faked your death for three years!”
  • “I’m going to need you to put on some underwear before you say anything else.“ 
  • “Quick catch that cat it stole my wallet!”
  • “Fuck I feel like I got hit by a car… Wait I did? And it was your car?”
  • “The skirt is short on purpose.”
  • “I can’t believe I’m sitting in space jail with you of all people.”
  • “So why did I have to punch that guy?”
  • “I may have accidentally sort of adopted five cats.”
  • “I hope you know that my name is actually ________.”
  • “Please stop petting the test subjects. ”
  • “That is the tenth demon summoning this week holy shit.”
  • “Please put me down it’s just a sprained ankle" 
  • “So what if I broke my arm I’m still doing it.”
  • “Why exactly do you need chloroform at 2AM?”
  • “I’m like 75% this won’t explode on us.”
  • “You need to stop leaving dead bodies in my kitchen.”
  • “I understand the whole sleep talking thing but what I don’t understand is the princess dragon dream and why I’m in it.”
  • “I’m sorry that I got way too into playing house and accidentally kissed you passionately.”

I’m taking prompts today – you all know the drill 😀

I’ll just leave this here for later…