Me seeing Cancer Puppy: OMG THEY MADE A SPELL TO KEEP A DOG PUPPYSIZED FOREVER!! Best. Magicians. Ever!!
*Quentin does his spell*
Me: GODDAMNIT QUENTIN, THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS.
i’m so tired of the AU where your soulmate’s name is on your wrist. i want my enemy’s name on my wrist. i wanna know who i’m going to have to physically fight eventually. turn on your fucking location
your enemy’s name on one wrist and your soulmate the another. no clue which is which. hope it’s not the same name on both wrists.
theluminouscosmos 