Author: theluminouscosmos
Today I walk into work and there are a ton of people in my building and it’s kind of a mess and everyone is talking and I sort of just blurt out:
“Man, it’s a zoo in here!”
Everyone stopped and looked at me as though I had 2 heads.
Then I realized.
I work at a zoo.
Update: my boss was talking about how he was really excited for an entire week of vacation and was wondering what he should do, so I looked him dead in the eye and told him, with a straight face,
“You should visit the local Zoo, I heard it’s really nice.”
Under pain of death I am no longer allowed to make any zoo related jokes.
Part three: I was cleaning the squirrel monkeys and one of them kept trying to climb up me so I sort of just yelled
“WILL YOU STOP MONKEYING AROUND??”
I forgot my boss was in the next room and he walked and just glared at me
One of the most dramatic moments of season 1.
who following this chicken? the maury cameraman ?
Some stuff from my space folder~
the birth of an angel
Took Chelle to her first Comicon this weekend.
Reportedly she was confused as to how everyone already knew her name.
This hawk came into my house this morning and made a complete fool of himself
Maybe you do have an infiltrator, but it’s not him. It’s me.
theluminouscosmos 