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Reasons Why Sims Society is Better than Ours

1. Sex is ALWAYS consensual. You can not WooHoo with anyone if they are not 100% into it too.

2.You can love WHOEVER you want, same sex, opposite sex, aliens, robots, werewolves, ghosts, politicians with no judgement from your neighbors.

3. Men and Women get paid the SAME amount for the same damn job. Equal fucking rights.

4. Free health care.

5. It takes less than a minute for police and firefighters to reach any house once dispatched.

6. If child is being neglected or abused, a social worker automatically finds out and takes the child away from an unhealthy environment.

7. Adopting a child is free, easy, and known abusers of children can’t adopt. 98% of Sim orphans find a loving home before they reach their teen years.

8. Racism is just not a thing.

9. Universities have free tuition; the only cost is how much it is to live on campus.

10. The motherlode cheat.

alostwendybird:

salliethesalad:

has this been done

WHY DOES THIS DANCE SEQUENCE FIT WITH EVERY SINGLE SONG

logicisfree:

imninm:

imninm:

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.

cicadianrhythm:

Rewatching Tiger Millionaire, through Garnet’s whole fight with Amethyst she only summons the one gauntlet.

Specifically,

the gauntlet from Sapphire’s gem.

kellytuxpan:

It’s about time but can we just talk about how beautiful this looks? Also congrats to all of those who fought for this!

cooldoka:

conservatives reading the news today and crying about it while I watch

miraculoustang:

i like baby steven

purplethinks:

Imnogoodahaahh
Just an Amethyst an Steven fusion that’s been bouncing around in my head for a while. One word: shenanigans. They’re overall very playful and impulsive. For the weapon idea I just literally thought of slapping the shield on the end of the whip and realized, “YOYO! 8D”
Yeuup

myheart137:

capt9rs:

chepibola:

rnozzarellasticks:

memeluvr2:

my algebra teacher is pregnant and asked my class for baby names and she called on me and i panicked and said luigi

I WAS ON MY PHONE IN ART AND I READ THIS AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD AND A KID NEXT TO ME WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU TEXTING” AND I PANICKED AND SAID “LUIGI”

GUYS THIS SHOULD BE A THING. EVERYTIME SOMEONE ASKS YOU SOMETHING AND YOU PANIC JUST SAY LUIGI

luigi! at the disco

i’ve reblogged 3 variations of this already