theluminouscosmos

My friend had her daughters at a zoo when she heard, “Ma’am, there’s a lemur on your baby

write this everywhere. tell this to yourself everyday.

there is no wrong way to have a body.

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torreyashanti:

themadborntoday:

timelord-and-fishcustard:

aozorapedaru:

naomster:

nineprotons:

westcoast-sunrunner:

weloveshortvideos:

He tripped out

She literally said something in feline. She had to have

This certainly got my cats’ attention.

it looks so betrayed “i thought we were friends human”

She really must say something crazy, cause my two kitties came running towards my notebook and were searching for the source crazily.

Oh my god, I played this video and my cat looked at me SO FUCKING SHOCKED AND HE IS STILL STARING AT ME LIKE I SAID SOMETHING OFFENSIVE

LISTEN UP YALLS

•If you say “meh” high pitched it would mean “help”. Kittens use it a lot to get their mother’s attention before they open their eyes.

•If you do a tongue roll with a sharp “reah” at the end it would mean “come here”. My sister and I use it to call upon stray cats.

•body language is hard to describe. You usually need a tired and relaxed look to seem calm and purrsuasive (lol).

•tongue rolls with a slightly closed mouth can resemble purring in a way that helps attract cats.

•what the person used, or said, was a “help” and “I love you”. The cats body language dictates that it is surprised that a human could use this ability.

•we can’t fully communicate without tails and whiskers.

GO SAVE CATS NOW

Wtf 😂😂😂😂😂

MY CAT WENT NUTS

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officialmaribelle:

This is the money cat, reblog in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!

everydaylouie:

a bird apartment

kateordie:

genicecream:

we do it together

MY DREAMS

Me when I first joined Tumblr: Oh, I already reblogged this. That’s too bad.
Me now: I reblogged this every day for the last three weeks and I’mma do it again. I don’t give a fuck.

just-shower-thoughts:

Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life

rosalarian:

homolesbians:

Just married!

This is Vivian (91) and Alice (90), and they just got married. They’ve been dating for 72 years, and together they have visited all 50 US states, all the provinces of Canada, and been twice to England. Quote Alice: “We’ve had a good time”.

Crying

starry-yugen:

thedragonflywarrior:

sashayed:

my cat likes being gently scraped with a plastic butter knife like a cute lil fuzzy piece of toast WAY more than she likes any of the grooming utensils or toys i have spent actual money on

Butter the cat. Butter the cat.

butter butter butter