that pancake post reminded me of something else too actually somebody remind me later to tell you guys about my favorite UFO sighting story
ok so here we go
Meet Joe Simonton.
Now this man right here lived in Eagle River, Wisconsin in 1961 and was just mindin’ his own business like any Wisconsin dweller in the late morning when, according to his statement, a casual, giant fucking UFO landed in his backyard. Stay with me here, aight, because not only did he claim aircraft touched down in his humble little lawn, but apparently a bunch of little dudes got out to ask (telepathically) for water. Bear with me here, ok, because according to him when he came back outside with a thing of water there were a bunch more aliens chilling outside of the ship…
…making pancakes.
As most aliens do upon making contact with other civilizations, truly.
So apparently they give Joe 3 of these pancake things in exchange for the water and take off because why the fuck would they hang around
and of course in the name of science Joe eats one and claims it tasted like cardboard but anYwAyS
So he takes the pancakes to the authorities to analyze and they find that they are in fact made of flour and grease and yada yada yada so they naturally assume this guy just fried up some pancakes and brought them in BUT
What they can’t explain is the fact that there were actually signs of some form of large object having taken off from Joe’s lawn.
And I can’t get over the fact that somewhere out there in a government handbook there is a section under Project Bluebook that some poor person had to sit and painstakingly write out in great detail that a man supposedly received pancakes from extraterrestrials
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