OH MY GOD THO
A SINISTER GOVT EXPERIMENT TO CREATE AN ARMY OF TINY CAPTAIN AMERICAS
STEVE FINDS OUT ABOUT IT AT SOME POINT
AND IT’S BASICALLY ELEVEN TOW-HEADED, ASTHMATIC, ALLERGIC, IMMUNO-COMPROMISED LITTLE BEANPOLES WITH BAD ATTITUDES
AGES 8-12
SOCKED AWAY SOMEWHERE
LIKE IN A WAREHOUSE OR WHATEVER
WITH A COUPLE OF OVERWHELMED INTERNS BABYSITTING THEM
BECAUSE THE RESEARCHERS HAD ALL THEIR FUNDING TAKEN AWAY WHEN CAPTAIN AMERICA’S SECRET UBERMENCH CLONES TURNED OUT TO BE A BUNCH OF WEAKLINGS
AND NOBODY KNOWS WHAT TO DO WITH THIS GAGGLE OF KIDS (WHO ARE SHRILL AND UNMANAGEABLE AND WHEEZE A LOT)
EXCEPT MAKE SURE THEY GET ADEQUATE MEDICAL CARE AND REGULAR MEALS
AND REGRET THEIR IN RETROSPECT VERY OBVIOUS ERRORS
AND HOPE STEVE DOESN’T FIND OUT
WHICH OF COURSE HE DOES
…
BACK AT THE TOWER
EVERYONE’S INHALERS KEEP GETTING MIXED UP
THERE ARE COLORED PENCILS EVERYWHERE
A FISTFIGHT ABOUT THE NATURE OF JUSTICE ENSUES BETWEEN THE 9 YEAR OLD ONE AND ONE OF THE 11 YEAR OLDS
AND BUCKY
IS
ON
CLOUD
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faun-songs, have you seen this, have you seen this masterpiece.
im p sure this is one of bluandorange‘s collabs?; i mean ive seen blu work on this scenario?? sorry to op if im mixing things up here, i aint giving n taking credit
im on cloud nine too tho r u kidding me tiny stevies hoarding bucky this is the way to die
I actually had the privilege of beta-reading this exact story (not the blu version, that’s over here). Neery wrote her own version, Winter’s Children, and she just finished it yesterday! Yay! Have an excerpt:
Well, since the serum is an enhancement, it’s unlikely to be passed through genetics (the doctors probably tested this, somehow, haha). Steve’s kids are more likely to inherit his asthma and weak stature.
The base was supposed to be deserted.
According to the notes he’d found, the place was just a glorified
warehouse, poorly constructed and even more poorly secured. The soldier
had planned to sneak in and resupply without a fuss, so it came as a
surprise to find the interior well-lit and occupied. There were a bunch
of HYDRA scientists holding a low-voiced but heated argument amidst rows
upon rows of tiny desks. Several of the desks had been shoved together
to make one big table, covered with markers and sheets of paper.A small group of kids was gathered around the table.
There was something strange about these children. It took him a
moment to figure it out, because he was busy assessing threats: the
scientists were mostly unarmed and entirely untrained, but there was a
single guard near the door – distracted, inattentive. He went down
without a sound when the soldier clenched his metal hand around his
throat from behind.He turned to look back at the children.
They looked similar enough to be siblings. All of them were small,
skinny, with blond hair and narrow faces. They looked… familiar, looked
like… like… Steve Rogers, he thought, but that was absurd.
Rogers – Captain America – had been 200 pounds of deadly muscle, nothing
at all like these frail little kids.
Shouldn’t Steve be sterile too, really? Otherwise, what’s the reason for why there’s not an army of US government created Captain America kids running around? You’d think that’d be the next logical step when they realized they couldn’t recreate the serum…
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